"Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." Began Abby.
"Just in case you're wondering why we're in a Gymnasium in cropped tops and short shorts," said Malice, not-quite-hanging-onto Simon's arm, "We're going to explain why Animalians, mammals and birds in particular, wear less clothing than humans do; why we are seemingly more openly "sexual" than humans; and introduce a new Animalian organization/business.
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"... and as you can see here," said Judy, indicating a screen where a male human, Thunder, and Noble were each running on a treadmill at the same speed while being recorded by separate thermal cameras, "Both Thunder and Noble have their own internal temperature rising quicker than our volunteer human, Matthew. Also it is not dissipating as quickly for them as it is for Matthew. That is part of the reason why Animalians cover themselves less, to dissipate built-up heat. Also, consider that when humans wear stocking caps for long periods of time, that their heads become itchy and irritated. Such is the same with us when we wear as much clothing as humans do."
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"Another thing that we can adress is that we don't openly sell sex like we have been accused of." Said Sarah, "We have been told that, even with sports on television, supposedly on when human children are watching, there are multiple ads for things like Cialis and/or Viagra. Also, the sports teams dress their cheerleaders in clothing that covers no more than they complain about us wearing, not to mention that many of those cheerleaders work in the adult entertainment industry. This shows that there is hypocrisy in what they accuse us of. This is the true, heartfelt promise that Animalia will make: our sexual 'advertising' will not involve children.
"We would also like to point out something else, as well." Said Jessica, "While we may be more openly sexual than humans under our Edicts, our personal love for our mates is the same. Both Abby and Sarah have bonded with their mates as deeply as any human marriage, and that love is true for all Animalians and that no Animalian mateship has suffered the issues of divorce that humans deal with, and that doesn't make us 'sluts'."
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"On a happier note, we would like to announce the formation of the new Animalia Wellness and Fitness Organization." Said Sophie, "Its purpose is to help new, converted, and uplifted Animalians deal with their new energy levels, and also keep themselves healthy and strong. To show us some of what we are talking about, our Project Phoenix Volunteer Karen will now show us what she is now capable of." The scene then switched to Karen in a new leotard with decorative cuts, both to show off her new form and keep her cool, perform 18 backflips in a row and land on a platform one meter above the gym floor without falling off or losing her balance. Sophie then said, after Karen was done, "and that is why we're in the gym instead of our usual room."
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"... and now to close our show, we will announce that both Robbie and Clara have found future mates in our newest batch of Project Phoenix Volunteers." Said Malice.
"Robbie has laid his claim on Martha, who is hoping that the Animalia Virus will treat her severe leptin deficiency, as well as her Type II diabetes, and make her a stunning vixen." Began Abby.
"While Clara has made her claim on Richard, an Iraq war veteran who is hoping that being combined with Puma DNA will end his dependence/addiction on opioid painkillers." Continued Sarah.
"And that's all the time we have for this week, see you next time in the Wilds of Animalia." Finished Sophie.