"What?"
You find it hard to get up. You notice that your arms are extremely buff, aswell as your legs. You don't know how it happened, but it did. You were now John Cena. But you didn't know that.
"You look familiar," one of the female reptiles say.
"Right," says another one. "Like a professional wrestler.
"AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!"
The John Cena theme played in the background as you headlocked all the reptiles, than broke all their necks.
The end.
Actually, it isn't. You go into one of the teleporters and it turns out there were still errors in the system. You teleport to the home planet of the lizard women and come out, alive, only to see that...