"Yeow! I can't believe you flushed Ryan down me!" you shout, as you find yourself seated naked over the wax ring that used to connect you to the sewer pipe. You pull yourself up.
"Damn, didn't expect that," Jake said, "I wonder if the restorative beans all used to be people. He picks one up and licks it. "Nah, Ryan tasted like human sweaty skin, this tastes more like mango and peppermint."
"Well, what happened to Ryan?"
"I guess he changed you back. Now we need a new toilet. You wouldn't want to take another jelly bean would you?"
"Fat chance. Oh, crap, I really need to go. And now there's not toilet!" you say, grabbing a trashcan and squatting over it. The sound of little pellets bouncing around the plastic container makes Jake laugh. He peers over your back and sees jelly beans shooting out of you.
"Oh, this is precious, you're now a jelly bean dispenser. I wonder if they're all magic? Maybe one is Ryan? If I eat Ryan, will I become Ryan or hm?"
"You're welcome to eat as many of these beans as you like."
"I just may," Jake says picking out a fistful of jelly beans and putting them in a plastic bowl. He tries to find one that looks like Ryan. He picks it out, and sniffs it. He tastes it.