Jeff and Paul were at the mall (festive rhyme!) Two college freshmen, they wanted to spend time with their families... sort of. Mostly. But they also wanted to just plain have fun during Christmas break. And the mall seemed like a good place to hang out, as well as Christmas shop.
"I told you we shouldn't have bought those nut baskets," Jeff scolded. "So? Everyone likes nuts." "Except your Grandma Sue with the bad teeth."
Paul was unfazed. "Well, we'll mash them up. Anyway, it's time we did something for ourselves."
Jeff grinned. "You mean...."
Paul smiled. "Yes! Personalized music boxes!"
Jeff punched his pal in the arm. "You dork. Let's do something cooler. Hey, the GNC has a table out. I've sort of wanted to put on some size this holiday."
"Outside of the cookie pounds. Well, maybe they have something cool or goofy to try."
On a table were many seasonal options, with a "Tis the Season to PUMP!" sign. Several just seemed to be the regular supplements or equipment with bows. There was also a "Santa" colored weight belt, some candy-cane colored dumb bells... and something Paul liked
"Dude, NP Supps present... Reindeer Antler Velvet! Heh, you can get jacked *and* jingled with this stuff, I'll bet."
Jeff shook his head at his friend's humor, but admitted that the cover image, of a really buff Rudolph in sunglasses, was actually kind of impressive. Reindeer had great legs, didn't they? And had to pull a lot of weight. Plus this sounded pretty natural (although a glance at the ingredients would have told him otherwise).
"Well," Jeff said....