Now you were kinda stuffed into a stone blocks lined room,and there
was this big old fashioned bed covered in pink bedsheets.
In the air was still fluttering pink goose feathers .
Off in the other corner of the Princess's bedchamber was a circle marked on the stone floor ,with the usual pentagrams and stuff marked out by black charcoal lines.
At the centre of the circle lay the Princess,sleeping on the floor
and dressed in your (you're a guy from 1967)
bellbottom jeans and a t-shirt with the image of
"Puffy the Magic Dragoness on it.
Your brain was too smart for your own good and you recalled
that in 1967 Puffy the Magic Dragoness was the hot new 45 tune giving Beatles tunes a run for their money.
So you began humming "Puffy the Magic Dragoness,lived by the sea...."
Suddenly you could hear the waves crashing against the cliffs on which this castle
was built.
You looked at the still sleeping Princess and noticed a glass bottle that looked remarkably like a Coca Cola bottle.
So feeling kinda parched from that eteral
fire roaring away somewhere inside you,you picked up the bottle in your claws to take a drink.
Youre throat was really getting dry now and you needed
a drink,no seriously you needed a drink.
You couldn't get the cap off,so you just smashed the top
off against a stone block and poured the contents down in between your
jaws and could
hear the
"hiss a the liquid hit the fires within you.
That must have set off some kind of black magic backlash,because
you rolled your eyes into your sockets and collapsed to the stone floor.
You were more in a sort of tired awareness and could feel your body grow slightly and the pulling on your neck
as two new necks with a forming snouty skull formed on each one.
You slowly became aware that there were two dragons staring down at you with no small degree of malice in their predatory eyes.
They had a mane of stiff hair running down from their skulls down along their red scaly necks.
You could see reflected back at you in their eyes what you looked like,a snouty predatory female dragoness.
"When do we attack the village my Carnalady? they both hissed at you at the same time.
Then both nasties looked over at the still sleeping
Princess and asked
"Shall we eat the Princess now my Carnalady?"
At which point the Princess's chambermaid,who had quietly snuck up behind you and bonked all three
of your heads with a heavy iron frying pan.
The whole lot of you went out with a light.
When you recovered,you and your other two heads found you were in
a courtroom,and the King sat in the Judges chair.
Thorough your three groggy minds you listened dully to the
words of the Prosecutor.
The Princess and the Evil Queen were charged with administering a toxic,mutagenic
and foul liquid to a passing sweet little Flower Girl named
Carnation Daisy and turning her into this foul evil 3 headed dragoness
named Carnalady.
Because sweet Carnation was now a monster that would need to be put to
death now,both the Princess and the Evil Queen
were charged with murder.
The Prosecutor pointed to the evidence
the empty bottle they'd found in the Evil Queens
laboratory and the top smashed off bottle they'd found in the Princess's bedchamber beside a monstrous three headed female orm--you.