"So, anyway, I have the locker across from that stuck up quarterback. Anyway, Chad opens his locker and finds a black gift wrapped package with a note. He tells his buddy Rick all about it. Seems Chad has a secret admirer, who wants him to wear only what's in the package to a meeting at the Field House today at 4 PM."
"What was in the package? Pink lace undies?"
"Or handcuffs?"
"Nah, just body spray."
"Cool, naked except for musk," said Austin.
"Who sent it?" Todd asked, suddenly remembering Chad was wrapped tight around his growing bulge. He was in a sauna with over a dozen half naked guys. He could not pop wood now.
"Duh, we don't know, that's why it's a secret admirer."
"Hey, it's almost 5PM, what do you bet they're still in the field house. Should we go embarrass them?"
"Yeah, I'd like to see this secret admirer," said Todd climbing down from the bench, and heading out of the sauna. Others followed.
"I bet it's the fat girl Aldonza," said Austin following Todd.
Steve said, "Nah, wearing only body spray, I'm guessing it's the Art Teacher Ms. Calloway."
"No way, I gotta see."
Soon most of the basketball team was hurried dressed in sweats and jogging across the field toward the field house. Chad was still around Todd's waist, but after running laps, he wasn't the fastest of the basketball players running across the field.