Before Lina could say anything, the nun grabbed it by the chain, a look of horror on her heavily made-up face.
"Wh-where did you get this?" the nun demanded. "It's an artifact of evil!"
In the sunlight, as the nun held up the medallion, Lina saw what looked like the face of a horned man etched into the metal surface. "I-I -- I found it, way outside town, near my aunt's place -- um, this morning, or yesterday," she said. She wasn't even sure at this point if it was this town.
"It needs to be neutralized," proclaimed the nun. "Follow me."
She strode down the sidewalk, the petite Lina trying to keep pace, and up the stairs into the church -- Lina paused a second, taken aback that the sign in front said SACRED CUNT ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH, the moveable letters below spelling out "WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT LAID?"
Lina caught up with the nun just inside the entrance, where an ornate marble vessel held water. "Let us cast this medallion of power into the holy water and cleanse it of its Satanic energy!" wailed the nun, and then she flung the object into the font.
The instant the medallion made contact with the blessed liquid, there was a flash.