Now Merlin,the owner of the SRU store,had a problem.The employee
he'd employed for the last year ,Kurt,had just been sodomized by a thief
who'd stolen a wand.
Kurt had been turned into a lusty donkey by the thief,who had then run off after he had sodomized Merlins employee.
So Merlin,though calm on the outside,was furious on the inside.
So after he'd returned Kurt to normal and wiped out the young mans memories of the last few hours,it was the end of the day and so Kurt
had headed off to the (abandoned) mall
,none
the wiser for what had happened to him.
Merlin on the other hand,was looking for someone to go after the
siccko who'd done this to Kurt.
Merlin flipped through the old Magical Toy Soldiers catalog and
flipped through the pages till he came across one dressed as a
War of 1812 "ninja-scout."
This fellow,a Private Williams,carried no blackpowder musket but
was a excellent shot with dueling pistols,knife throwing and darts.
So Merlin waves about his arms over the Cauldron,chanted his spells
and sat back on his chair and had a coffee whilst he waited for Private Williams
to come knocking.