"I didn't get to play!" You cry out in disgust. "What a jerk!"
"Serves him right!" One of the other boys says. "Lets play without him."
At this we all ignore the boy and pick up the cue sticks. The table was already open and you take a shot sinking the 3 ball. As you had bent over the table to hit it you heard a tearing sound. When you stand up you turn to see everyone staring at you. You then feel sonething strange in your rear. An odd itching has started there. YOu reach back and finding nothing but a tear in yout pants think nothing of it but the realization makes you turn red.
At this the other boys start to laugh at you
"Ha ha ha ha HAW HEEHAW!" Come out but only you seemed to notice this. The next two boys play ther turns and their pants rip open two. At the draft they all reach back to their rears to find the tears in their clothes.
All this while the poor short seems to have dissapeared. All that appears to be left is his torn up shirt and pants.