(Completely rewrote it, but it didn't fit)
Hunter opened the door to the waiting mouth of his boyfriend Dick, wearing blue and white striped panties and a sailor hat, "*moan* Didn't expect to *moan* see you." said Hunter. Not only was Dick there but so was the entire Slut family. Mark Slut was wearing a jock-strap (smelling of a beautiful popery of sex, man, and piss). Justin wore pink panties, pink nipple tassels, pink cowboy chaps, and a pink cowboy hat (he works at the club with Corey). Ty and Dustin were both naked, but covered in cum, and piss.
"Dick just had to come here, he says your cum is the best hes ever had." Ty responded, looking a little hurt, (he prides himself on his cums taste). Hunter came right then, and Dick swallowed every drop "Dickey!!" said Sean, wearing a grey (fake) wolf fur diaper, as he ran up and hugged Dick "Sean!!" responded Dick, the two of them laughing "My this is an exciting morning." said Corey, wearing neon green panties, and red flower nipple pasties.