It can't be! No it CANNOT be! You run to the mirror... same ears, same face, same hands. Yet the others... tails all around!!! And then a though hits you and you turn around. What is waiting for you? A fully formed donkey tail; your no better then the others. You start to cry as you watch the another boy. Suddenly he stops crying, just enough to fall on all fours!!! He crys and crys, and kicks the tables and glasses. "I don't want to be a jackass! NO! NO! NO! Mama? MAW-MAW! HAW HAW HAW!"