Michael found the bathroom at the bottom of the stairs. He pissed in the first urinal without looking around. The bathroom had two urinals where you entered, and the rest of it appeared to be all stalls. Michael thought he heard odd moans from the stalls, and rolled his eyes. It must be Gay Weekend on Pleasure Island after all. He hurried out of the bathroom to get back to the wrestling show. He paused at the bottom step when he heard an odd groaning sound from the dark hold area marked Steerage. Michael looked around, and not seeing anyone headed into the dimly lit hold.
He could smell oatmeal, as he approached a wooden pen. Inside the pen he saw a naked guy covered with oatmeal. The guy was eating the oatmeal off his own body. It took Michael a moment to realize this was Kelvin from the wrestling. Michael took a step closer and then he realized what was wrong, Kelvin's hand was a hoof. He pulled out his cell phone, and flipped on the flashlight option, Kelvin stared back with a dull dumb expression. His legs were shorter too, and they had hooves instead of human feet. Michael pursed his lips, at first he thought Kelvin was turning into a horse or pig, but as he looked at the four sagging man boobs, he figured Kelvin was becoming a bovine. A bull? Or a cow? Bulls don't have udders or maybe they had vestigial ones like male nipples? He switched to camera mode and took a couple photos. He had to show Robb and Manny, they -wait, they were supposed to be wrestling now!
Michael shoved the phone in his pocket and bolted for the stairs.