"Hello everyone and welcome to Animalia Ambassadoria." Began Abby while Clara and others were at Mieni Atoll.
"Today, we look at 'goofs', 'oopsies', incidents of stupidity, and the most whimsical moments of Animalia." Said Malice.
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"The most recent version of an 'oopsie' was when Ran's new mate, Gaz, experimenting with her new equipment, accidentally uplifted two remoras and a pilot fish that had accompanied her." Said Sophie, reading Clara's recent update from Mieni Atoll.
"Those three fishes, going by the names Joe, Ralph, and Rita, are investing an old shipwreck for habitability, while the Navy is checking their records on what the ship might be." Said Sarah, "So far, they've confirmed that it's a battleship from World War II."
"Hopefully the government understands that most upliftings and conversions happen by accident." Said Jessica.
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"Sam Anderson is here with us to tell us about his little goof in math class a few weeks back." Said Jessica, welcoming him in. He didn't even bother to raise his head from embarrassment.
"It's not uncommon to fall asleep in Mr. Bones math class. But apparently when I fell asleep, I began dreaming about having a kind of orgy with the poison dart frogs." He said, not looking at the camera.
"Ouch." Winced Abby, "I bet the principal really gave it to you when he heard about it."
"That's not the worst of it." Said Sam, mumbling slightly, "The worst of it was that Clara somehow got it on video and sent it to America's Funniest Home Videos."
"Oooh," said Sarah, wincing harder, "public humiliation in front of the whole country. Say it ain't so."
"I won the $10,000." Said Sam, briefly.
"What!?" Everyone gasped.
"Yeah, and mom will let me join the poison dart frogs, After the results for the $100,000 AFV." Said Sam a little incoherently.
"What will you do with the money?" Asked Abby.
"Mom's putting it towards my college education." Said Sam.
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"For our whimsy moments," said Malice, "it seems that a lot of parents are undergoing 'total conversion' to help their Animalian children feel better about themselves."
"You don't need to tell me that." Said Abby, exasperatedly, "When a lot of mom and dad's friends underwent 'total conversion', they had 'bowed to the inevitable' so to speak. What was most exasperating thing was that they didn't tell me about it."
"Tell me about it." Said Sarah, "mom didn't tell us about her plan for new pups until two weeks after their second honeymoon."
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"To close our show, we managed to get two new groundhog Animalians, Tanya and Rupert." Said Jessica.
"And in a fit of pure whimsy, they've both decided to go into meteorology." Said Sophie, "probably because of the position that groundhogs have in our society."
"And that's all the time we have for today. See you next time in the wilds of Animalia." Said Malice, waving.