You peed in your diaper from hold it too long. "A-ha! I got you!" said Carl, in relieve,"Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna use it in the bathroom"
"Man, that blows! Like now I have to wear an embarrassing diaper or a stupid man su-Urrg!"
You realized that some hot mushy dough is coming from your oven.
"Sh*t! Now I apparently cr*p myself in the diaper as well!"
Carl came back and said, "No-*sniff* *sniff* Oh now you decided to cr*p yourself! Sheesh, you are a baby, after all. But let me think what you should wear."
It took 10 minutes to think before finally saying,"I decided that you should wear..."