The man didn't have car, so the man held Diane's hand and began walking down the sidewalk.
"Ware aw my fwends?" Diane asked, trying to start a conversation.
"They are all in different cities," the man explained. "I am part of this transformation organization and four different people transformed you and your friends lives.
"My favorite bud, Joe, did one of my favorite transformations to April. She was regressed to a two-month-old baby with none of her memory left.
"Marty did just the opposite to Bets. Bets was turned into a 100-year-old woman at a retirement home. Marty was going to wipe out her memory of being friends with you, but that wasn't necessary. Bets has alzheimers.
"JC kept Chastity the same age. She didn't want to tease, but did it so she wouldn't be uncool. So she didn't get such a bad punishment. Even though Chastity remains the same age, she will not get older. She will remain the same age until she randomly dies in 80 years."
"Atee yees?" asked Diane.
"Yes. We didn't want her to be immortal, so we set a death date even though there is no reason for her to die. She will die in 80 years unless she dies for some other reason sooner," finished the man.
"Weel my pwoblems eva be gon?" Diane asked. "Weel I alwaze tok like dis? And weel I alwaze ware a dipoo?"
"Of course," answered the man. "Even though you will grow older, you will always have those problems. Here we are at your school."
"Wha cwass am I in?" asked Diane.