Collin looked up at the pine trees that loomed overhead. He'd be able to get away from the snoozing bimbos, but he needed to be cautious. One wrong step and he'd tumble to the ground, probably to his death.
"It's a risk, but I need to take it." Colin said.
His hefty frame strained as he struggled up the side of the pine, swerving around ala an obese Nathan Drake. Colin felt the branches creak under his weight as he hugged the trunk, until his foot met one dried, dead branch. With a loud "CRACK", The branch snapped and Colin tumbled off into the ravine, hitting several rocks and stumps until he landed on his neck and smashed it against a rock. Without even a scream, Colin died, his neck twisted at a 90 degree angle to the left.
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GAME OVER: Maybe you should have listened to mom and stopped eating so much junk food with some exercise for good measure.