The store seemed to shift. Suddenly, the x-box controller is rising way above me. I look around and realize that I'm shrinking fast. I must be barely a foot tall. I look around for someone to help me. There's never a salesman when you want one. I sigh. Now I'm starting to itch.
The itching is incredibly irritating, and my muscles seem to be spasming and stiffening. I struggle out of my now ill-fitting shirt, unbuckle and unzip my too-tight jeans, and kick off my tennis shoes. I fall forward as my arms and legs shrink and thinken. Unnatural orange fur covers my skin. My hands an feet ball up into plastic paws. My ears grow bigger, finally flopping over and dangling next to my head. I look down my barrel shaped orange chest and abdomen to see my manhood being replaced by a red plastic switch. I try to call out but cannot move. My stiff plastic fur covered body continues to become more canine. I realize that I am becoming the TOY Puppy I selected.
A little boy wanders up to me. He picks me up ignoring what he thinks is doll clothing. He flicks on the switch. Power surges through me I can speak. I try to explain what has happened to me, to ask him to reset the game, but all I can do is make a repetitive electronic barking sound and wag my tail. The child laughs, and sets me on the ground. I start to walk. I have to find somebody who can understand me.