"...changing my diaper!" As soon as he said this, he bent his tiny toddler legs and made a big poopoo. He then sat himself on the floor and began to mush and squish the seat of his diaper, making it very difficult for his wife now mother in cleaning his mess.
His wife then picked him up off the floor and took him to the changing table. As she opened the tabs of the tiny infant's diaper, she was greeted with the ultra intense smell of feces. Mark smiled menacingly as she saw her wife's face but made a bit of a disgusted look himself as the scent filled his nostrils. "Oof, you made a big stinky!" She took the baby wipes and wiped down her baby husband until he was sparkly clean. She then put on the finishing touches by powdering him and putting him in a new diaper, wrapping the old one and throwing it into the garbage. "All done!"
Mark contemplated what to do next. Hm...