"What the fuck did you do to Chad, Rick?" Bruno asked. Rick had phoned him earlier to meet because something had gone wrong with Chad's transformation.
"I didn't -Byron did," Rick explained, "You know his sense of humor."
Bruno held the stretched out bit of synthetic in front of him that had been a form fitting Speedo hours earlier, and hours before that had been a human being.
"Hm," said Bruno, "I suppose if I made him super elastic. Then both you and Byron could wear him without any damage to him?"
"You can make him super elastic?"
"Well, not like this. I have to change him back first."
"Chad will pound us both if you change him back!"
"Oh, I don't need a full-size quarterback. Just a human version - say action figure size. Then his mass will be conserved, and he won't shrink when he becomes your Speedo again. But that sort of magic doesn't come cheap, Rick."
"I already gave you a wad of cash," Rick protested.
"Yeah, and I gave you Chad transformed into a perfectly formed Speedo. I can't be responsible if you aren't responsible with your own things."
"I am not a thing!" squeaked the mutilated Speedo.
"He talked?"
"Well, not only is the Speedo damaged, but so is my spell. What the hell did Byron do exactly?"
"Well, he added most of the markings to the Speedo, and then he put it on. He may have put in the dryer first, I'm not sure?"
"These look like cum stains?" commented Bruno.
"Oh, those are mine, though Byron might have added to them," Rick answered.
"And this looks like a cigarette burn," Bruno said examining the stretched out fabric closely.
"Huh? I'll pulverize Byron."
"I could help with that, if the price is right?"
"Okay, how much to fix Chad."
"Already fixed Chad once."
"Well, how much to fix him a second time? You really cleaned me out the first time."
Bruno sighed. He knew Rick couldn't pay any more, but he didn't like doing freebies.
"I know you can help me with my next prank, whatever it ends up being. That'll be payment. First, let's reanimate jockboy as a living toy, and then get him cleaned up. After that I'll figure out how to make him stretchy enough for you two to both wear him." He shoved the Speedo into a clear plastic water bottle. He pulled out a couple vials of colored liquid, and added water to the bottle. Then he added a drop of the orange liquid, and a drop of the blue. Then he shook the bottle. The water turned murky brown and then vibrant green. Instead of a Speedo suspended in the neon green liquid, an anatomically correct action sized figure of naked Chad swam in the bottle. He forced his head above the waterline and used his hands and feet against the side of the bottle to support him as he gasped for breath.
"Hey, Chad, looking a mess. Let me drain the liquid, and we'll get you cleaned up," Bruno said carrying the bottle Chad over to the sink. He opened the spout, and poured the liquid out. The hole was too small for Chad to get out.
"Now we'll add some liquid soap, and hot water, and you can clean yourself up," Bruno said.
"Let me go!" shouted Chad. He saw in the bathroom mirror through the bottle that his face was tattooed with the number 8, which was Rick's number on the team. There was graffiti all over his body. On his right butt cheek was "RI" and on his left butt cheek was "CK". He had crudely drawn lightning bolts running from his armpits to his ankles on each side. Along with some nasty crude comments that Byron had written about Rick. Chad's jaws, his ass, and his whole body were sore from being stretched out as a Speedo.
"Why's he so small?" Rick asked.
Liquid soap poured down from the opening on to tiny Chad's head. Then hot water followed. He was jumping around shouting, as the water rose to his knees. Then Bruno closed the spout, and started to shake the bottle. Suds foamed up. Chad ended up lathering up.
"Scrub," ordered Bruno, "Or do you prefer me shaking you?"
Chad started scrubbing vehemently in response. Bruno smiled.
"Oh, Rick, you asked me something?"
"Yeah, why is he so small?"
"Oh, well, the size of the container is the key. If I had changed him back outside the bottle, he would have reverted to full size," Bruno said. "When he's cleaned up, I'll elasticize him, and change him back into a Speedo. Then I'll show you how to silk screen him, so you can actually wear him in games. You think coach would let you wear that marker special?"