Colin looked around and saw a room with a fully stocked rack of shotguns, a mounted elk head, a mini fridge, and a radio on an oak end table in front of a cowhide couch.
"So, you're probably wondering why I brought you to my little man cave." the old man began.
"I can honestly say I do." Colin replied.
"Well, I was hoping to have a man to man talk with you. I wanna make you an offer."
"I'm listening." Colin replied once more with a mix of fear and curiosity.
"I wanna stay here at my house, in the town I've lived in since I was a kid," the old man continued, " problem is those viral whores are running around all over the place, makes that pretty difficult. You're good at killin' 'em, so...."
"You want me to go around the area and kill every bimbo I come across, and in exchange I stay here and eat for free?" Colin asked.
The older man laughed, "Smart one, ain't you?"
"I get that a lot."
"So.... do we have a deal?"
Colin thought long and hard, as he asked a question: "If I find anybody else out there, can they come here?"
The old man paused, and said, "Understand my man, I'm not inviting anybody here who can't contribute. No dead weight, know what I'm saying?"
Colin nodded.
"Soooo.... deal?"