A young man walked into the store. He had an issue he wanted to address. He loved cuddling with his girlfriend, getting emotional support from her, and the sex was amazing. He also liked hanging with his best friend, scoping out girls or watching sports. But sometimes he wishes he could do best friend stuff with her and girlfriend stuff with him. Or maybe they could make it easier and be one person.
The old man behind the counter smiled at him and said "Tom, I am aware of your problem and have just the thing for you."
Tom was taken aback, he never even introduced himself let alone told him his problem. The old man smiled and pointed at an object that he says..,