Chad didn't charge the next wall, he turned and followed the maze toward the center until he came to another wall. Then, he studied the dead end wall for a minute, lowered his horns and charged the wall. Thud, crash.
"Brains and brawn," remarked Puck slyly.
"Brains?" asked Karen.
"He didn't just keep bashing through the walls, he followed the maze to the next dead end, and then he determined where to hit the wall to make it collapse with one head butt instead of two or three," Puck noted, "At this rate, he'll be at the center in no time."
"He shouldn't be able to get to the center at all," growled Karen.
"I noticed all the paths to and from the center of the maze are walled up, even if he found the path that should lead straight to the center, he'd end up with a wall at the end," said Puck.
"I really wanted to barbecue that ass," Karen snapped.
"Ass? No, that was Bottom. Chad- ah, I see what you mean, he does have a lovely ass, even with a tail."
"No, that's not- never mind, Puck."
"Maybe you can still have your barbecue, sis," said Puck thoughtfully.
Karen sat up, and leaned forward. Sometimes Puck had the niftiest ideas.
"When he gets to the center, I'll explain the prize or price, he can remain as he is and free or be separated into a bull and a man, but his mind could end up in the bull or the man version of himself?"
"Really?"
"That's what I'd explain," Puck said slyly.
Karen finished his thought, "But you'd just be cloning him, once as a bull and once as a man, and they'd both think they're the original Chad? Delightful! And he'll have to eat himself at the barbecue! Can you make the meat remain conscious after its been cooked?"
"Zombie beef?"
"I don't want it moving for the gods sakes! Just want him to be aware when I eat him and digest him," Karen said with glee.
"And you haven't even had sex yet," Puck remarked.
"And we're not going to," Karen said firmly.
"I thought that's what you said his prize was?"
"I didn't say it was me. Would you like to be his prize?"
"Hm?" Puck smiled as a few mischievous thoughts danced behind his dancing eyes. "Well, it is my birthday?" He giggled. For a moment, Karen felt sorry for Chad.
Thud, crash. Thud, crash.
"Only two walls left before he gets to the chewy center!"