The mermaids turn to look at you almost as one as you approach. Before you can even open your mouth, the nearest one, a red-head with incredible sea-green eyes, speaks, "Well, it's about time you came out of hiding. We've been waiting almost five minutes. Why don't you join us? The water's wonderful." Flipping her tail playfully, she splashes you with water.
Now pretty much soaked, you stand there as they all start giggling...