Madame re-entered the stage, carrying a large wheel. The wheel had 2 layers: and outer and an inner. On the outside layer seemed every species of mammal on the planet. On the inside was a blue half and a pink half. Tyler stood there, confused.
"Tyler." Madame glared at him. "You're going to learn some responsibility. Here I have a wheel. On the outer layer are a list of mammals. Depending on which you land on, you will transform into that animal. On the inner layer, there is a 50/50 chance of you remaining male or becoming a female. Whatever you become, a mammal if the opposite sex will appear. You will have sex to this animal."
"If you are female, the animal will impregnate you. You will remain pregnant as that animal in this carnival until they are born. Once they are, you will return to normal, but with the teats of whatever animal your children are. You will then raise and nurse the animals as your own."
"If you remain male, you will impregnate the animal and remain that animal until your mate gives birth. At that point, you will turn back to normal, but with the penis of whatever animal you sired. Your mate and children will remain that animal, and you will have to care for both, including pleasuring your mate once a day, maybe even making more kids in the process."
"You will learn the necessity of responsibility. Everyone will find your condition normal. Now, spin."
Tyler spun the wheel, the layers landing on: