Rachel opened the strange box. Inside, there was nothing but a single card. "If this is all they wanted to send me, why wouldn't they just mail an envelope?" She picked up the card and read aloud:
"While holding this card, you can do literally anything. That's about it, really.
Thank you for your purchase.
Sincerely, Spells R Us
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