{{Umm…what’s a guy?}} The dragon tilts its head.
{{You know, a man. A male.}}
{{A male!?}} The dragon laughs before growing serious. {{You’re not joking, are you. You must have hit your head harder than I thought.}}
{{So…you’re a…}}
{{Female, dragoness, vixen, you get the idea.}} The dragon gives a wry snort. {{Hey, don’t look at me like I’ve sprouted a second head. You’re a female, too.}}
{{Me?}} You rumble in surprise. {{I…I’m…}} Whipping your head around and almost reeling from the resulting pain, you stare at your body with newfound dread. Of course, it looks the same as a few moments ago. Still, your panic quickly rises within you, and you let out another roar.
Suddenly, your young helper head butts you, cutting off your outcry. {{Don’t you dare scream again, or I’ll leave you here alone, no matter what my brother says! Then, you can face old Thorn Hide by yourself!}}
With some effort, you swallow your reaction. {{Okay, I can deal with this. I’m already a monster. Being a girl monster isn’t going to make much difference at this p-}}
Your thoughts are interrupted when the other dragon puts its - her - paw over your head and shoves your muzzle downward. Turning your head this way and that, she studies your skull for a moment. {{Nope, no serious bumps. Maybe you’re just delirious from blood loss.}}
Pulling back, you glare at her. {{You don’t understand! I’m not supposed to be female. I’m not even supposed to be a dragon! I’m a human!}}
{{Yes, yes. Of course you are. Silly me,}} the dragon sighs. {{Assuming this isn’t some fall-induced delusion, just how did this happen?}}
{{Uh, I was walking in a park. I found a cave and went inside. There was this cup full of something, and I drank it. Next thing I know, I’m turning into a dragon and getting stuck in a cave. Then you came along and saved me.}}
The dragon gives you a sideways look. {{That wasn’t me. That was my brother. I know we're twins but there are differences. And why would you drink something you just found in a cave?}}
{{A voice told me to. Kinda.}}
This answer gets you another incredulous stare.
{{It was very persuasive?}}
The blue dragon buries her face under her wing and groans. {{Oh, brother. What have we gotten ourselves into?}}