"I did it!"
"Were you able to do what?" you ask to Andrew, who in the meantime had a malignant smile.
"I called you here, in my farm, to try what I only imagined to do"
"What?! What are you saying?" you ask.
"I have been able to open a gap in your human DNA that would allow me to change your genetic heritage as I pleased. In the past I did some tests but I had not achieved good results. But now, I'm able to break down your DNA without destroying it completely and using some special ingredients and DNA of my dairy cows I managed to change it without any problem. "
"Cow DNA? I hope you're kidding!"
"No, this is not a joke dear!" Andrew says.
"But even if you had succeeded, because there are no changes in my body, you're wrong, I'm sorry but this will not happen!" you reply.
"You're wrong, my lovely cow. Hahahaha" Andrew continues "Your body has already changed enough to withstand the external changes."
"Okay, so if that's the case, I'm leaving.": Without waiting for a response from Andrew you walk to your room where where you have all your things. Andrew had always behaved in a very strange and you feel that you have to leave the farm as soon as possible. The swiss mountain's air makes him mad and now you feel too strange. A slight tingling invaded your whole body. Ignoring it you packed the suitcase and you go toward the entrance. Andrew was sitting quietly, in front of him there is some swiss cheese with some cut pieces.
And without even looking at me he said: "See, my dear friend, I could get you to work here for a while and I would have saved a lot of hard work, but I want to do more and more every single day. This cheese, from tomorrow, will be made using your milk, I'm sure you'll be a good dairy cow. "
"Stop it! It 'offensive, you should learn to respect me." you say.
"But the fact is that is the honest truth. Now you'll want to express your last wishes as a human being, you don't have much time before they begin to graze with my other cows."
I was totally angry. "You dirty son of a bitch !!!" you approached him, you want to punch him but suddenly...
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