Joe could hardly believe his luck. He had just gotten a free conversion from the Pot o' Gold Slot machine, and he was now on his way to meet his donor. On the way, he was thinking about what happened.
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Joe wasn't part of the nerds, the jocks, or any of the popular cliques. He was actually quite average in almost everything: brown hair, brown eyes, average build, the works. He had been chatting with some friends when things took a turn for the different.
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"Oh really?" Joe said to one of his friends claims.
"No, O'Reily." Said a voice in the bushes. Turning, Joe and his friends saw a little man poking his head out of the bushes, dressed up as a traditional leprechaun, not the modern ones. "Riley O'Riley," Said the man in response to their looks, "and you, lad, look like you could use some exitement in your life. Use this at the Pot o' Gold, and your luck will change." He said, flipping a gold coin toward Joe.
The Pot o' Gold slot machine was designed to look like a tree carved with Celtic scrollwork with the slot machine reels imbedded within. When Joe inserted the coin and pulled the lever, designed to look like a natural branch, the reels spun until they landed on three four-leafed clovers with golden sevens on top of them. Instead of a lot of money popping out of the slot machine drawer, there was an envelope with a note inside.
"An Animalian is waiting for you at this address." It read, with an apartment number in the so-called Reptile House. It was an apartment complex that had the largest concentration of reptile Animalians of different species.
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When Joe came to the apartment, 5431, he knocked hesitantly, partly because of the heat inside the building being higher than expected, and partly because of nerves.
"Come in." Said a voice. When he got into the living room of the apartment, he was surprised to see Sabine on the couch, waiting for him. He knew her from the Olay commercial during the Super Bowl, but he didn't expect to meet her in person.
After some socializing, which included some videogames, Joe was surprised, but not disappointed, that Sabine was moving beyond mere friends so quickly. Although later, it was revealed that Sabine was in spring heat, and found perfect, double-dosed, bondmate material in him.