One day, the mermaid says "This is boring, with only one of us being able to move. I will allow you to move, but you must be my lover. Look up if you say yes, or down if you say no."
You don't know what to do. If you say yes, you have to be her lover for eternity, which might be uncomfortable since both of you are female, but if you say no, you won't be able to move again, and she'll make sure of that.
"I'm waiting for an answer." She says. You don't know what to do. Eventually you start to get nervous, and wish there was a secret option number three. Then you realize there is! Looking to the side.
The mermaid starts to look impatient. Desperately, you decide to...