As Jeff clicked it the chronically whirled and he felt dizzy jext thing he new he was on his horse hearing gun shots just then he rode his horse in Jeff disintegrated know what he was doing just then all the memory's flooded in him being married but Jeff was secretly gay and that orientation must have traveled with him so Jeff was getting turned on by all the red coats with all there sexy British accents just then Jeff rode his horse behind one of the red coats snatched his gun threw it and rode away with the man the man taking him somewhere secret he took him miles away and as they got off the horse Jeff pulled the man struggling to get away but this guy was sexy Jeff then groped the man turned him around and kissing him the man he was kissing was straight but somehow someway he loved it next thing you know jeffs dick was up his ass they soon ran away together this tampered with the future making America losing the revolutionary war them making everyone British changing the world as we knew it back to Jeff and the man they went back to Britain far away from civilization everyday they madeout making the man become gay they loved each other so Jeff never existed and he died as George Washington and he loved to that America never existed no septwmber attacks no nothing