In the end, Ebony won the argument and the plan was set into motion. The "couple" gathered what they needed over the week: blood drained off from meat, a prop knife, two swords from a museum, some candles, trick rope that snapped apart, Halloween costume demon eyes, a fake rubber fat skin that lookied just like Colin's, a bulletproof vest, a helmet with more bulletproofing, and a blank book that was soon filled with fake runes.
The night had come, and everything was set up.
"Well, here goes nothing..." Ebony said.
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The old couple awoke to a scream coming out of one of the rooms.
"What the hell was that?" the old man asked.
"Oh dark father..." Ebony's voice said.
"It's coming from one of the rooms." the old woman.
The old couple went out, following the noise as the voice continued.
"With the blood of this purest soul as tribute, I call upon your power!
Give me the might to crush all who oppose me!
Oh dark lord, hear my cry!
Make them writhe and...."
The old couple stepped in and was taken aback in horror.
The fat guy was tied up, in his underwear, covered in blood with markings and lit candles around him, holding two swords in his hands and a knife sticking out of his chest.
The girl held a book with strange words on the pages written in blood, and was chanting.
"OOH HELL NO YOU AREN'T!" the old man said.
The goth was thrown to the ground and grappled by the old woman.
"You little witch!" the old woman yelled, "You break the deal AND try bringing the devil into OUR HOUSE?! Your going to the bimbo pile! Let's see you summon Satin with no brain and giant tits!"
Jack went to work, putting out the candles and getting the dumpster key out. As the old man went to untie the body, the wrist bindings came loose.
The dead guy's eyes opened up, revealing they were solid black.
"Surprise, old fool!" he growled as the swords came loose and stabbed the old man through his chest and skull.
The scream caught everyone's attention as Ebony was being drug back.
"What the heck?" the chubby red head said.
"Jack?" the old woman asked.
Ebony started laughing like a psychopath.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO, YOU LITTLE BITCH?!"
"You were too late to stop the ritual..." Ebony said.
As if on cue, the blood soaked guy stood there, grinning evilly as he held two bloody swords.
"Why hello, mortals." He growled, his empty black eyes gazing evilly.
Everyone screamed as the old woman shot at him with no effect except drizzling blood.
He came bearing down and stabbed the old woman in the head before chopping it off.
He turned around, dropped the blades, took out the contacts, revealed the bulletproof vest and started laughing hysterically.
"THIS WAS A TRICK?!" everyone yelled.
"Of course! It was all a plan to get rid of the old couple. " Colin said.
Everyone rejoiced as the authority of the crazy old people had ended.