"Drunk Ass Bar? Really??? Haha!" You head into the bar expecting a typical zoo bar and grille and are slammed by blaring music. Men and women around the bar are dancing, going crazy, and generally having the time of their lives. The bartender is a big man giving out beers. FREE beer from the look at it. A DJ rocks the mic up front, smoke is thick in the air. This definitely doesn't seem like a normal bar.
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You step up to the bar and order a beer. It's a huge frothing cup. "Wait, this is really free?" You ask in surprise
"Of course! Everything is free here!" The bartender replies.
You take the frothing liquid and sit down at a table, watching the crowd curiously. It's getting really wild in here. People are dancing out of control to the beat, and every now and then a strange noise can be heard over the crowd, like an animal sound.
You take a sip of the liquid and it goes straight to your head, leaving your lips tingling, and feeling heavy. Little do your know they ARE heavier. Your lips have grown rubbery.