You head to the large aviary. You'd always loved birds. Entering, you make sure to shut the door behind you, and you find yourself in an amazing replica of a woodland area. Birds of all shapes and sizes run around and fly through the air.
Suddenly the intercom blares to life, and a silky, feminine voice with a slight hiss comes through: "Welcome to the aviary my fine feathered friend! You are lucky today. You've been selected for the VIP experience. We will be closing the aviary so no other people can interfere with your fun. Now. Pick a friend to guide you!"
Suddenly two birds fly down, looking at you. One is a beautiful blue and gold macaw that mimes a hello to you, and the other is a jeering crow. Which do you choose?