"Hello everyone, and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." Said Abby, kicking off the latest episode.
"To celebrate the coming of April Fools Day," began Sarah, "we're bringing you the surf nuts, the beach bums, the sand dweebs, the nautical nincompoops, and all the rest from our Spring Break at Mieni Atoll."
"But first some quick announcements." Said Malice, reading from the updates on the webpage. "First of all, Olay has welcomed spokes model Sabine's new mate, Bazooka, and are now working on shedding cream for guys and also for young reptile Animalians."
"Second," said Sophie, reading down the list, "Old Spice is working on new fur cleansers for male Animalians, and are looking for their first choice for their advertising model."
"Third," continued Roland, "Boeing is working on a new plane design to allow larger Animalians, such as Dean and Nzynga, to travel to Mieni Atoll, and is capable of landing on smaller airstrips."
"And finally," finished Simon "Mieni Atoll is turning out to be a popular stop for cruise ships from Hawaii and/or Australia. So cultural additions from both those places are going to be more common.
"Now on with the vacation stupidity." Said Jessica, queuing up the first video.
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"So what makes you qualified as bondmate material?" Asked Anna, sitting in a tree with a rather nerdy looking guy. The guy started sounding like he was quoting something.
"I am brave, I am assertive." He said, gesticulating somewhat, "I can boldly climb the corporate ladder! I can wrestle a tiger with my bare-" but at that moment, a particularly wild gesture unbalanced him and he landed in a bush several feet below him, and he ended his sentence with a particularly hard sneeze. Anna landed gracefully near the bush, having caught the book that fell out of the guy's pocket.
"Nerd to Neanderthal in Five Easy Steps? Really?" Said Anna, in a tone of voice that might have well said 'I am not impressed.'
"Um, maybe?" Said the guy, now not as confident as he was earlier, and still in the bush.
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Around evening time, everyone was heading back to their cabana for a good night sleep when someone started calling for assistance.
"What's with you?" Asked Tzan leaning over a guy whose skin was as bright red as a cherry.
"Trying to attract a girl's attention can be so unforgiving." He said, through somewhat clenched teeth, and sounding in considerable pain.
"Come on, up you get." Said Susan, grabbing his arm and hauling him up.
"Yowch! Don't touch me!" The guy said, then when he touched his face he said, "Ow, my face! Every nerve ending in the primary layer of my skin is screaming, 'Edward! You nincompoop! You forgot your sunscreen! Ouch!"
"You look a little sunburnt, Edward." Said Susan, not getting the point.
"Don't toy with me, Susan!" Said the newly revealed Edward, stil in considerable pain, "I'll be shedding for weeks!"
"Welcome to the great outdoors, nature boy." Said Tzan, in a somewhat sarcastically cheerful voice, then said in a more normal tone of voice, "Humans can be such whiners sometimes. Now if we could only get some cheese for that whine." At that, there was a flood of comments on how funny it was.
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"That was a sneak peek of an upcoming webseries that is also an Animalian reboot of The Odd Couple. Only this time it will be less sitcom and more reality. I hope everyone enjoys it when it comes out." Said Abby, before they got the next clip rolling.
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The next clip showed a tourist who quite clearly fit the label of 'douchebro' trying to make a move on Kirana, but was foiled in a more hilarious way by a much stronger, more "alpha" Harold. The comments seemed to indicate that he appeared to be one of the jocks who make moves on sexy girls and seemed to forget that they had girlfriends on the cheerleading squad.
Another clip showed some tourists on Zinmul Islet of Mieni Atoll. Zinmul Islet had a great place to use a swinging rope to go off a small cliff and into the ocean. This clip in particular showed a tourist swinging out on the rope, missing the ocean entirely, and crashing into a bush.
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Another clip showed another nerdy tourist coming in from the jungle somewhat banged up.
"So did you manage to find your inner Maori tribesman?" Asked Jane, who saw him coming.
"If I did," said the tourist, "he's got worse allergies than I do, and tropical poison ivy, and he probably has a fungus right over here." He said, indicating a place on his right forearm, then he limped out of the camera's line of sight. Jane turned to the camera and said "Open world roguelike video games don't prepare oneself for the wider world." Then she flinched as one of the tourist's sneezes sounded like it broke a plate, or something similar.
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The next clip in the bunch showed some tourists and some Animalians socializing at the beachside juice bar. Most of the alcohol there was for the human tourists, but the bartender was capable of using a Magic Bullet mixer to create blended fruit juices for Animalians. Then one tourist tried to impress a female Animalian by drinking a "flaming shot" of alcohol while it was still burning, and achieving the 'hottest' epic fail in history.
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"And that's all the time we have for today." Said Abby, after some more stupid clips, "See you all next time in the wilds of Animalia."
TruTV would later contact Animalia about having their celebrity cast members from "The Smoking Gun Presents World's Dumbest..." offer color commentary on the moments of stupidity that were sometimes shown. When Clara asked why they were interested, She was told about how the Valentine's Day Stupid Cupid episode was getting the highest reviews. Clara would approve, but like all other contact with outside media, she would only do so if she retained final veto power.