"Behold to all, young and old! As these mere fools join my fold!" Colin bellowed.
The men were changing into bizarre beasts! Thick dark brown hair grew all over their bodies until their skin was completely covered. Their faces stretched out painfully as their noses became snouts and tusks erupted from their mouths. Their eyes moved to the sides of their heads and turned solid red. Their toes melted and bended, transforming into giant pig hooves.
Then, all four let out hog squeals as their muscles began to pump up. Their clothing tore as the new boar men gained bulging arms, giant pecs, and a rock hard six pack. Their legs bulked up last as their minds were obliterated.
The red eyed abominations kneeled before the warlock and asked, "What is your bidding, master?"
Colin cackled, "Pigmen! I want you to crush the other fools planning to get in my way!"
Several cops ran to shoot him, but the hulking pig men ran up and attacked. One pigman picked up an officer and twisted his neck 180 degrees. Another tore an officer in half within 5 minutes. And the two ex-cop pigmen slammed the other two cops into the side of a nearby building and brutally pummeled them through the wall.
Citizens screamed at the cackling mad man as he blasted even more lighting, turning men, women, and children into repulsive, hulking pig monsters. Soon enough, Colin had an entire army of pigman minions.
"Now my legion, we shall conquer all in our wake! AHAHAHA!!!!!" Colin howled.
"Yes, our master." the Pigman and Piglady army droned.
The evil wizard's crimes against nature obeyed the order of conquest and headed....