Drake's mind raced as he pulled up to the gym for his evening
exercises. Think of the things he could do with this lamp!
After running on the indoor track, he headed back to the locker
room to change, when he noticed the lamp popping out of his
gym bag. Suddenly, a hilarious plan crossed his mind.
Drake grinned as he remembered his chat with Ethan the night
before. Ethan had talked about his dream woman, and how he
would never find her. After commiserating for a while, the two
guys had changed the topic to football.
Pulling out the lamp, Drake rubbed it. With a "POOF," the genie
reappeared.
"YES, MASTER, WHAT IS YOUR WISH?" asked the towering and
muscular genie.
"I have some questions, genie," asked Drake.
"I WILL ANSWER THEM," boomed the voice of the oddly colored
entity.
"Suppose I make a wish to change myself. Is it permanent?"
asked Drake.
"IT SHALL LAST UNTIL YOU SUMMON ME TO REVERSE THE
CHANGE OR CREATE ANOTHER, WHETHER IT IS FOR
YOURSELF OR OTHERS," said the genie.
"And suppose I wanted to be a woman? Could you do that?"
asked Drake.
"THAT IS EASILY WITHIN MY POWER."
Just then, Drake noticed that several other guys in the locker
room were looking at him strangely. This was definitely not the
place to talk.
Grabbing the lamp, Drake headed for the changing area.
"Genie, I wish to be changed into a woman -- but not right away,
and not here in the men's locker room. And I don't want to be
just any woman. I wish to be transformed into the physical
embodiment of Ethan's dream woman, while keeping my own
personality," he said. (He didn't want to be zapped into a
mindless bimbo, after all.)
"YOU WISH THIS BUT NOT TO HAPPEN NOW?" asked the
genie, seemingly unfazed.
"Yes," said Drake. "I wish to be changed only after I enter a
shower stall in the women's locker room and say the word
'Shazam.'" The womens' locker room would be where a woman
would be expected, after all, and it gave Drake time to still meet
Derek and surprise the hell out of him. Drake chuckled at the
thought of Ethan's lust.
"Further," said Derek, "I wish that right after the change occurs,
that a tight, form-fitting woman's gown be in my bag where my
clothes are now, that fits my new form perfectly."
"IT SHALL BE DONE," said the Genie. With that, the Genie
hopped back into the bottle.