The doors to the restroom burst open, and three bouncers thrust Jaysen and another guy carrying a new toilet in.
"Youse guys ain't plumbers, and none of these toilets is broken, so what's the scam?" demanded the head bouncer.
"Listen I told you we were hired to replace the Chad toilet," Jaysen insisted. He wore a tool bag over his shoulder.
"Yeah, well, boss never told me anything about it. Tell me who ordered you to do it? Describe him," the bouncer ordered crossing his arms.
"Our boss told us we had a job, and sent us here. I presume your boss hired our boss."
"Possible, but unlikely. My boss tells me everything. Toilet paper deliveries are even on my calendar. Toilet removal or replacement, not here."
"I dunno. It's not like you are losing a toilet. We're just going to remove the dirty old graffitied one, and leave your boss a new clean one," Jaysen's friend said in an exasperated voice.
"Me, personally, I'd say go for it. But it ain't my call. Some folks come to this club just to make out the Chadlet. That's what they call it, the Chadlet. Boys you watch 'em, while I get a hold of the boss to see what he says," said the head bouncer letting go of Jaysen's bicep and walking out of the bathroom with his phone in his hand.
As soon as he was gone, Jaysen and his buddy set down the toilet they were carrying, and Jaysen rummaged in his tool bag.
"Hey, Hector said to wait. Don't do nothing," warned bouncer on the left.
"Sorry, guys," said Jaysen, "It's just temporary." He stood up with a spray can in each hand and blasted each bouncer in the face, as he coated their bodies evenly up and down with the spray. He looked at his friend, "We'll use the antidote on them when we leave."
The two bouncers were struggling on either side of the bathroom door, as their bodies merged with the wall and floor. Jaysen had hit them with inanimo spray.
"Now for Chad, it'll be quicker if we just spray him with antidote, and leave the toilet where he was. I don't think we'll be able to carry a toilet back down those stairs," Jaysen's buddy said.
"Okay, you stand watch. I'll spray Chad with the antidote."