Colin decided to go upstairs, he would probably need some clean clothes and there could be keys to a vehicle or something else useful. As he goes up the stairs, he hears footsteps and freezes: there was someone else in the house with him.
His suspicisions were confirmed as a paint can on a rope swung at him. He dodged it saying "I've seen that movie fifteen times!"
Colin dodged another paint can, and then ducked uder a stair banister rigged on rope.
"I saw the sequel too!" Colin said while walking up, "It's not as classic as the first but it's still a great..."
He was cut off as a five pound weight swung and hit him in the head.
A lone blurry form appeared in his dizzied vision, leaving Colin to raise his index finger and say "That one was new...." as he fell to the floor and lost consciousness.
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When he came to, Collin was tied up by his wrists and ankles to a kids size bed with spongebob themed sheets. A boy walked in, age 10, with brown hair and eyes.
"So you're the person whose been stealing our stuff for a week."
Colin replied with "No way, I got here a few hours ago!"
"I heard you kill my cousin down there." the young kid said, "And I bet you stole that gun you have, too."
"That belonged to my Grampa!" Colin yelled in defense. He explained how he had ended up there, but the kid just scoffed.
"Bimbo hordes? You think I'd believe that bullcrap?" the kid sneered.
The exchange was interupted by giggling outside.
"Huh?" the boy went.
"Look for yourself." Colin said.
The kid looked outside in horror. This fat stranger was right: these big boobed girls with blonde hair were attacking people, stripping them down and sucking on their private parts. They did.... stuff to them, turning the people into more blonde bimbos.
"Now you believe me?" Colin asked.
The boy nodded.
"So untie me! I came here to get supplies, that ship is our only hope of reaching the army." Colin said.
Seeing no options, the kid untied him and gave him his gun back. He began packing a small suitcase while Colin grabbed everything he could.
When both were ready, they left through...