Johnny sat there, his bare feet tingling like mad.
his toes wriggling, He stared at the ocean around his island home. he felt like wanting to strip down to nothing, and then jump in the ocean. "Maybe I should let the tf be random..."
then he fell asleep on the deck, having a nap.
an hour later, he awoke, and it was then he felt a sharp tingle in his genital area. "What the-?" he said as he pulled his pants down, and he saw his penis deflate, and shrivel up, and vanish, replaced by a covering of scales.
What gives? he wondered, scratching the back of his neck and discovering that he was in need of a haircut.
all too soon, Hundreds of goose bumps bulged on his skin, flattened, and pressed together, forming rough ridges.
Then, his hair turned from chestnut brown to a seaweedy green.
Johnny was beside himself.
He removed his pants and undies, and sat, stark naked on the deck. he poked the area where his penis used to be. He hardly noticed his ankles were no longer present.
"Oh my." he said. "What will my wife say when she sees me?"