Sean mutters to himself quietly as he skims Dan’s reproductive stats.
“5.2 inches long, 2.0 inches wide, testicle diameter of 1.5 inches… produces 5.5mL semen when ejaculating… produces maximum of 4mL pre-ejaculate per minute at height of arousal… yada yada… Geez, there are a lot of options here.”
Sean decides to opt for one of the more obscure options: semen production. He figured it’d be a fun one to watch.
Sean entered in “3 cups per ejaculation.” That ought to be a nice surprise! He also changed pre-ejaculate production to “1 cup per minute when aroused.” Dan will have a total swamp in his pants after having an erection for just one minute! At the very least, morning wood will be quite the soupy surprise tomorrow morning! He’ll look like he’d wet the bed each and every day!
After diabolically patting himself on the back, Sean hit “save.” Just then, Dan opened the door to the bedroom, jumping, startled by the sight of Sean.
“Oh shit, don’t scare me! I thought I was home alone!” Dan heaved a sigh, clearly exhausted from work. “Weren’t you working today?” he asked as he walked over to his twin mattress in the shared room, collapsing onto it and shutting his eyes.
“Nope.” Sean swaggered over to the delirious Dan with his new physique. “Are you, uh, turning in early there, bud?” Sean couldn’t help but crack a malevolent grin at the idea of Dan turning in now. It would offer ample opportunity to mess with him!
A grunt from the mass below is all that came in reply. Damn, he sure does look worn out. Dan didn’t really look any different after messing with his stats on the chronovac, but his manly bits are out of view seeing as he face-planted his body onto his mattress. Maybe something could be done to make the changes more apparent... Sean began to back away and out of the shared bedroom. It is kind of weird, and also slightly worrying, how often Dan comes home and sleeps in his work clothes. If only he could devise a way to take them off for him, that might make him feel better, and almost make up for the whole ensuing-cum-puddle thing.