Your brother has been a horror to you ever since you left the womb together. He's always been better than you, sports, academics, social life. He even came out first! If not only by three minutes. . .This would be the perfect time for you to enact a little sweet revenge.
Just before your mind can start devolving sweet little fantasies your brother starts to speak up.
"Why am I sitting all of a sudden?" He questions.
~Be quite!~ You rush out, not sure about what you should say.
His mouth shuts like a wire trap.
~Stand up~ He stands.
~Do the hokey pokey without singing it~
You watch your brother start to dance and you giggle to yourself.
"Um. .umm. . ."
~Take off your pants and underwear~ Again, you are shocked by the words coming out your own mouth.
Why would I say that? I haven't had a crush on my brother since I was young. Does this thing reveal desires?? As you ponder this you realize your brother has followed your order exactly. However, you had forgotten that he had just played sports and that all the blood was rushing around his body. . .aka he had a boner.
Extremely embarrassed, you look away.