Simon was a big nerd. He was totally skinny, and a really late bloomer. He was also a wimp and super shy. Late after school, and he had to hurry up to get the Chemistry Lab. He decided to take the shortcut through the Male Locker Room to get there quicker. But as soon as he ran it, a pair of big burly hands grabbed him, punched him the gut, and tied him up with rope.
When he came to, he was tied up in a chair, and was surrounded by the hairest, most manly, most self-centered, most muscled guys in the school : The 18-year old (some 19, b/c they failed a grade) Senior football team. They told him that they were trying out new products from Hygiene companies, and that he was thier first subject.
First they took off all his clothes, and threw away his "geeky" white briefs, then made him put on a jock strap and Striped Red boxers. They were soooooo uncomfortable! Simon saw other pairs of boxers and clothes in a corner, and a table right in front of him.
Simon looked at the table. There was
"AXE body spray - for a hairer and muscular body." Simon hated the musky, manly smell of Axe musk
"Old Spice extra gel deodorant - Wet and Gelly for those hairy pits (All of them!) Apply to whole body"
"How to change personalities" a HYPONSIS watch and hypnotizing tools
An electric razor, with hair gel --Simon gulped, they were going to give hhim a haircut?
Shaving Cream and a book of facial hair styles
"Manly Musk Cologne - Makes you dumber, but your body better"
Simon gulped as Mark, the team captain, picked up the....