You blink as the bear approaches you with a clipboard in his paw and arms stretched out wide. Your panic gives way to inspiration as you look at the OSHA logo on the clipboard. You adopt stern look and snatch the clipboard away from the bear. Straightening your posture as you do.
"Gimme that." you say and look at the papers on the board, seeing "R. Smith" printed under "Name of inspector".
"Robert Smith, huh?" you say in a gravely voice the bear is taken aback.
"Uh...Ronald Smith." he says.
"Robert do you have any idea how long you've been goofing around at this door?" you say. The bear responds with a confused stammering
"Forty-five minutes!" you answer for him "I won't stand for gold-bricking, Smith!"
"I wasn't gold-bricking, sir, I was-" he begins but you cut him off.
"Does Health and Safety code 207.29 A mean anything to you?" You ask angrily.
"Health and...uh...well I'm a bear I think, sir so..." he says, pushing his paw into his rotund bear tummy.
"Those plush creatures out there are shattering the maximum occupancy code for this building, and here you are doing nothing about it. What are you thinking?!" you cry out waving the clipboard around as you flail your arms wildly. Then you abruptly stop and narrow your eyes and give him a menacing look.
"Are you taking bribes, Smith? I could fire you for that!" you ask suspiciously.
"No, sir. Please, sir. I have three cubs and home sir." the bear says, fumbling clumsily over his words. You see the shadow of one of the plush creatures pass over you from behind. You push the clipboard into the teddy bear's chest.
"Well then get out there and clear some of these people out of here or I'll write you up for a violation of code 98z522!" you say and duck under the bear's arms and push him into the plush creature sneaking up behind you. The bear nods and holds his arms out to his side.
"Okay, folks, there's way to many people in this hallway it's. It's a fire hazard we've got to some of you plushies out of here." he says pushing the plush creatures out of the hallway. You can't believe that worked You push open the door, causing the alarm to sound. From behind you you hear the plush safety inspector bear instruct the plush creatures to head to the nearest exit. Uh oh.