Colin grabbed the scabbard and drew out the saber. It gleamed in the light, two inches past three feet long. The thing looked sharp enough, so Colin took a fighting stance as Jimbo's hand smashed through the door.
The gorilla like man pulled back after a punch, but wouldn't budge an inch.
"What's goin' on?!" Boss asked.
"Boss, I'm stuck!" Jimbo said. The ape-ish man screamed as he pulled away with a bloody, cut-off stump that was his arm.
"Crap, he's got the saber!" Boss yelled as he looked through the door. The blood shone on the blade like crimson varnish as the gamer drew back for a stab in boss' eye. The Joe Pesci stand-in responded with a glock shot to the leg, sending Colin to the floor wailing in pain. The hulking ape man goon took his single fist and broke a gap in the door big enough for Boss to slip through.
Colin scrambled to try and strike the assailant, but got the blade stuck in the gap in the floor. Boss punched at him as the gamer struggled to yank out the blade, succeeding after two pulls... only to find that it ended up tearing a weakening support beam, causing the combined weight of Colin, Boss, the bed, and the dresser to break through the floor. The first things to hit the floor were the gamer and Jimbo's commander. Next was the bed, which pinned Colin underneath the matress as the saber hit his shoulder, tearing it open as he howled in pain. Next was the dresser, crushing boss' legs under it's weight.
Colin looked to see the one armed man Jimbo rush down the stairs as Imitation Joe Pesci struggled to grab his gun. And he couldn't move in his condition.
'Can this get any worse?' Colin thought to himself as a crack started to form in the wall as a crumbling filled the air.
'Stupid brain! You had to ask!' Colin mentally yelled at himself.
Amy watched outside as the house shuddered immensely before collapsing in on itself. She saw the home reduced to rubble, unlikely that anybody could've survived it. She decided it was best to just drive off into town.
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Game Over: That was a CRUSHING blow!
.... Sorry that was messed up. :P