"Ooh?" said the new Ryan.
"Is something wrong?" asked Vinnie.
The jockstrap stared at Vinnie, and then focused on his crotch and pointed.
"Yes, you used to be a jockstrap. Now you're human?"
Ryan looked confused. It was like he didn't fully understand that he was human.
"Oh, oh," said Vinnie, "You aren't Ryan are you?"
"Standish! Where have you been?" shouted Coach McGurk coming over with his clipboard.
"I think he may have a concussion, coach," Vinnie said, "He's not acting right."
"Huh? We haven't even had practice yet!" McGurk glared at Ryan, "Suit up, Standish!"
Ryan started to drool. Vinnie almost laughed. He must've turned a real jockstrap into Ryan. Which meant either someone was wearing Ryan or he was still in the lost and found bin.