CAREER OPPORTUNITY
Singles:
Positions opening Now in all sections
of our Animal Husbandry Departments:
Higher education not a priority, Room,
Board, and Training, included with
equal payment, without discrimination
for pigment color, gender, & nationality.
Wanted: Unattached Singles, willing to
be on a 24/7 call as per the need
until placed in final position for
work assignment.
Send resume' to Sunrise Research
Appleton, Wisc. c/o local Postmaster
Jeff Adams was a thirty year retiree from the insurance adjusting business. Actually having a wife and two children now married and living abroad he read the want adds often.
Due to a non-compete clause in his early retirement package Jeff could not work anywhere his insurance background would be of use. Then too his dear wife had a fair working job which was expected to continue on for the next three years.
As Jeff saw the add from Surise Research he pondered maybe going there and, then working 24/7 for a while if just to address his lack of knowledge for some other type of employment. He would just have to tell a small white lie about Jane, his wife.
After consulting the wife Jeff worked up a copy of his employment schedule. Mentioning everything except his marriage and siblings, Jeff spun quite the fantasy tail.
JEFFERY ALLEN ADAMS
202 N. Randall Ave.
Pottersville, Michigan 48112
D.O.B. 9-30-49
SS # On Request
Pottersville High School (Graduate)
Insurance Academy of Michigan (Graduate)
American States Insurance Company
Loss Adjuster 1971 - 1980
Senior Adjuster 1980 -1992
Loss Auditor 1992-2001
Working as an adjuster for casaualty type claims until moved to the manager of Loss Report Audits.
Single looking for new employment with possible career in whatever suits the employer's ultimate need.
Phone: 517- 555-1212
Sunrise Research Farms
Personell Department
Appleton, Wisc.
Dear Sirs,
I read with great interest your add placed in our local newspaper. As a retread from the insuance industry I desire some type of gainful work to support my small retirement pension.
Living alone I have all the time in the world to be available to any new employer. Therefore I'm oppertune for working as 24/7 in any position which could help your comapies'bottm line.
Sincerely,
Jeffery A. Adams
The first of that following week as Jeff sat looking out the rear window of his screened porch the phome rang.
"Hello Adam's residence!" said Jeff.
"Yes is Misses Adams there?" came a questioning voice of some very Enligh sounding man.
Jeff was almost ready to answer that she was at work but at the last second changed the story.
"There is no Misses here!" said Jeff, true but only half true.
"Mister Adams rhis is Professor Beaker from Sunrise Research Farms just outside Appleton, Wisconsin. I was just testing you to make sure that you are single and willing to come to Wisconsin if called here for employment.
Having read your resume' it is my heart felt thought to offer you an application and if then willing we could make room for another good man!" said the Professor.
Jeff cleared his throat and replied, " I would be most greatful for being once again working full time, please send your application and it will be returned post haste!"
The Professor agreed and the conversation ceased.
Jeff was so thrilled he called the Wife at her work and gave a minute by minute detailed replay of the call.