One of John Andersons co-workers had decided to take his family out west to get a taste of the Wild West for spring break. Unfortunately, his wife was allergic to cows, so they couldn't go. So he gave the trip to JohnAnderson for his family. The family hopped a plane and flew out west right as spring break started.
The Texas dude ranch was hot and humid. The family got off the plane and immediately began sweating profusely. Then they were greeted by a redhead cowpoke named Ryan.
"Howdy y'all! Welcome to the dude ranch. My name's Ryan, and I'll help y'all settle in! Now, yer bags will be taken to yer cabins for ya. How about y'all start with a tour of the ranch?"
The family all agreed to go for the tour. All except for Derrick. He wanted to go to the cabin and rest (aka: go looking for cute girls). Derrick convinced his parents to let him stay, and he took off on a tour of his own.
On his way to the cabins, Derrick walked by a building that said: "Dude Ranch Saloon". That could be fun! Derrick walked inside and glanced around. The place was a spa! Before Derrick could escape, a hand grabbed his shoulder. Derrick screamed like a little girl. He turned around to see a new cowpoke with the name Bud emblazoned on his name tag.
"Would ya care for a spa day youngin?" Bud asked.