"Doctor! Doctor!" Shouted a young man waving papers around like they were prophecies of doom.
"Yes Hans?" The older man replied rolling his eyes.
"I've gone over the data! There's been a mistake!"
"Of course there's been a mistake Hans. We released the virus on purpose remember? Now as humans and animals become the same species, humans will have no hypocritical claim to being a 'superior species', and all of Mother Earth's creatures were will be treasured."
"NO! NO! NO! That's the problem! I just rechecked the test data! It WON'T affect animals at all! It will ONLY transform humans into half-animal hybrids!!!"
The older scientist's eyes widened in shock and alarm. "No... that can't be... we... all these years... it can't... we can't... no... it isn't... we shouldn't..."
"Doctor! What should we do?! All our beautiful plans are ruined! And the rest of the staff we told we were working on a cure for Alzheimer's are beginning to ask questions! By the time we've created a new version of the virus, practically every living thing on Earth will be immunized!"
The older scientist screamed in impotent rage.
".... Time to get packing then?"