"Now boy, I don't want your to soil the loincloth. Ok? Wait till you see your new home. I'm sure you'll find it charming.
He then got me into the front seat and starts driving you to your new home. While on the way, you feel something coming out of your butt and smushed itself onto your new loincloth, filling the car with a poop smell. "Ahh, boy I told you not to soil it, now I got to get you a new one."
He then stopped at a human cleaning center, removing your loincloth with a paw covering his nose, dumping it in the trash, spraying and rubbing soapy water on your butt, drying it off with a towel, and putting on a new loincloth.
You then get back into the car and when you get home, you see it's your house painted black and white. When you enter the house, you see a female sitting in the corner with a pink loincloth on. That when you...