Colin simply stared at the ape-like figure before him, muscular, hairy, big brow, large feet. Colin recieved constant mocking from his sister for believing the eyewitness reports of Sasquatch, or Bigfoot as they were known. Now one stood before... him?
It wasn't Bigfoot: it was just a person in a rubber suit.
"Uh.... are you okay? *sniff, sniff* OH GOD WHAT DID YOU EAT?!" the costumed man said.
"Bugs, fruit, wild stuff... *hurk, PFFFFT* .... regretting every single bite...." Colin said.
Colin now noticed the phony bigfoot had a backpack, which he reached into.
"I have some TP here, and soap to wash off your hands... and your ass if you need it." the bigfoot phony said.
"Thanks..." Colin said as he grabbed the toilet paper and wiped away at his backside.
Colin stood up, cautiously pulled up his pants, and followed the costumed guy to the stream. He sudsed up his hands and soaked them in the stream.
"Thanks..." Colin started.
"Tyler." the guy said.
"....Tyler. Thanks, Tyler... hey why are you in that suit, anyway?" Colin asked.
"Oh, the bimbos are terrified of this thing.. watch.... RAWWWWWWWWWWWRG!" Tyler yelled out.
A bimbo leapt from the bush screaming and running away.
Colin paused.
"Got anymore suits?" Colin asked.
"Yeah, my van's across from here." Tyler replied as he pointed at a Van labelled "Creatures Inc. Monster Costume Preformers".
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Hot and stinky.
That perfectly summed up the suit Colin was wearing. It itched like crazy and couldn't manuver very well, but the bimbos were scared of it, too stupid to see it wasn't a black furred ape-man.
The duo got in the van and started driving off, with the big guy who followed Colin clining onto the axel like Cape Fear.
"So you think you can abandon the cause? Well think aga- AUGH, URF, REEEEEEG!" he went after losing his grip and getting his head crushed by the wheels.
"What was that?" Tyler asked.
"Let's just say it was a bimbo and keep going." Colin said through the mask.
They nodded and drove off.
About four hours later, at the coldest section of the mountains, the Van ran out out of gas.
"Now how are we gonna get out of here?" Colin asked.
Tyler suggested they...